Stupid things humans do (take one)

Y'all might as well know that once we get this written communication thing down, Heidi thinks we need to write a book. Heidi, Lady of Leisure, is always thinking up things for us to do while she steals the attention, food and whatever else she finds. Heidi has a smart mouth on her and she wants to title the book, "Stupid things humans do". She says it's at least a three part series. So, be warned, Heidi will steal your ideas if you're not careful.

We start with a modest example (see below). Mom puts our toys in centerpieces on the table. Okay, admittedly these are brand new toys (sans dog hair and drool), but still it's ridiculous.
Our parents never let us counter cruise, scold us for begging at the table, and don't allow us to even put two paws on the glass surface. So, why would you put our food and now our toys on the table? Talk about your mixed messages.

It's a good thing the girls in this family are smart (sorry Journey and Witty). Otherwise, we'd never be able to figure out all these darn rules. Journey says, "Just try to put my tire on the table and see what happens".